03-02-2014, 05:06 AM
Idk, are there porn ads on the side or any kind of nudity depicted? Though it is kind of blurring the lines here.
The Mature Visual Stimulation Thread
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03-02-2014, 05:06 AM
Idk, are there porn ads on the side or any kind of nudity depicted? Though it is kind of blurring the lines here.
03-02-2014, 08:30 AM
(03-02-2014, 05:00 AM)fantanoice Wrote: I'm sure I understand the point of this thread, like, can I link to terrible erotic fanfic, or? You can just mention the name of the artist or the title of the film and our grand reviewers will go search for us and report back. Or you could write your own review in the same manner as the others...
03-02-2014, 11:20 AM
If a misconception has been caused that this is, in factuality, merely a review forum, I do sincerely apologize. This thread is a gentlemans club, meant to facilitate engaged discussion and educating dialouge about the risque entertainments accesible through the cloud.
Reviewing specific performances by certain artists is merely one form of expressing this general, and honourable, pursuit. (03-02-2014, 05:00 AM)fantanoice Wrote: I'm sure I understand the point of this thread, like, can I link to terrible erotic fanfic, or?Also, yes, yes you can. I allow it.
03-02-2014, 12:04 PM
My bad.
03-02-2014, 09:06 PM
Quite right lncog. We are more than happy to review requested content, but that is merely a slice of our wholesome pie.
Anyway, to continue... The next motion picture I decided to watch took a different approach to the previous two, as it involved to actresses rather than a male and a female. Though not a novel idea, it adds variety to Cytherea's curriculum vitae. This one also improved on the plot side of things, being set in a public school and Cytherea playing the role of a student caught exploring her body in class. The headmistress, played by an unknown to me foreigner, was to deal out her punishment. Indeed, quite a unique punishment it was. The headmistress ordered our heroin to undress as she inspected every inch of her body using a yard stick. Curiously, finding Cytherea's undergarments - and lack thereof - served to further anger the headmistress, who swiftly started the punishment using two of her fingers and explaining to Cytherea what she did wrong in an authoritative manner. This appeared to just be the beginning, as Cytherea's next punishment involved a wooden tool of particular infamy - and it was used to its full extent. Clearly the teacher found this warming work, as she proceeded to take her own garments off. This also aided movement, allowing more power into her punishment-dealing, giving Cytherea a true lesson. She then made Cytherea work for her by making our heroin treat her headmistress' own exposed flower with care and attention. This was clearly meant to teach the student some respect and show she must earn her way through life. A valuable lesson to us all, but particularly to the younger generations. Indeed, I believe this to be a wonderful film to show our sons and daughters of the future, as they will take much from it. The lessons taught here are crucial for them to blossom, much like Cytherea's own flower. After she moves up the mistress' body, treating it with the utmost respect and love, her teacher brings back the shapely wooden tool, further employing it on Cytherea. It is around this point that a relationship starts to form, as the characters bond over the situation they'd each been thrust into. One could say this is a case of Stockholm Syndrome, but I believe it's something less sinister. Dare I say, some sort of love has spread from their bodies and into their minds? It is clear that both women feel affection for each other, particularly when they serve up pleasure to each other simultaneously and equally. This again is a good lesson for our juniors - though we may punish, it does not mean we hate. Love can spring from unexpected places. Upon the end of the journey our lovers have been through, the headmistress tells Cytherea to be a good student and that if she is not - she will receive the same treatment again. Our heroin does not look entirely unhappy about that prospect - and understandably so. Our lovers kiss as the shot fades to black, and the audience is left feeling satisfied and complete. Not the most original of plots, but well executed - despite the occasional wooden line or two. Next, I moved on to a piece with an amusing title about the desert, which was clearly a reference to Cytherea's adeptness with her own bodily fluids. One can be forgiven, then, for expecting some sort of comedic romp, but instead I merely got a poor quality compilation of various short clips of her. Perhaps I should have seen it coming, but I did not and I was left a little disappointed. So I looked for another film to evaluate. And what I found ran along a similar idea to the last. Set in a university, Cytherea had been called in to see her teacher due to poor attendance, which was apparently 85% of her grade. Cytherea says she does not desire to attend the class, and her explanation is she finds to be lacking in intelligence. Her teacher tells her she is wasting time as well as her parent's money, who paid for her scholarship. He explains that without learning how to work in groups, Cytherea will never accomplish success in the corporate world. She then says she is failing the class due to a personal issue but she avoids her professor's probing questions. She eventually lets on it is something to do with bodily functions during climbing peaks, so to speak. She says it is different to most girls, but is still uneasy about elaborating fully. After some coaxing, she reluctantly explains that a large volume of fluid will come out during these intense moments. Apparently, upon this happening, her then-partner took it upon himself to ridicule her for it, making her uncomfortable and insecure about herself. After the professor tells her she is 'gifted' - a rather tired trope I feel - some further discussion of the matter takes place. Finally, Cytherea recounts a previous encounter that lead to her using her 'gift' and she decides to use physical demonstration with the aid of her teacher. By this point, we are well into the movie, at the 7 minutes mark and I felt a burning desire for something to actually happen. It did happen, after some time, and it was almost worth the wait. Some rather nice shots were used, with Cytherea using her expertise in the field of acting to portray her character performing a demonstration of past events. For this, she employs her mouth and carefully shows her professor what happened. The motions get more vigorous, all the while the man tells her 'there's nothing wrong with it' and that it 'feels good' and other unnecessary exposition. Cytherea begins to feel more comfortable in his presence, and decides to undress for better demonstration. She continues where she left off, then climbing on top of her tutor, who continues his endless talking. Eventually, he decides he wants to show Cytherea something - quite an interesting mix-up to the already well-established story - which she finds most enjoyable. This prompts her to display the very thing she is so insecure about, but our male lead comforts her, telling it is perfectly natural. This puts Cytherea at ease and they continue to feed the soil for the growing plant of their relationship. Our student stays bent over a table, as she was throughout the last scene. Again, a few positional changes take place, but nothing of particular interest happens - much the same dialogue is uttered, the same themes explored and this all feels like the writers gave up and just needed to fulfil the allotted time. Even the climatic end to the second act, involving another close up of fluid, showing development of Cytherea's character into someone comfortable with her talent, felt like filler to prolong the film to the disappointingly predictable end. In the closing moments, when the professor has finished his lesson, he comforts our heroin, summing up his point - and the title's main theme - that we should accept things we consider different, that said difference is not abnormal and should be celebrated. The cinematography was lazy at best, with shaky shots and a poor quality. The lighting was abhorrent - only natural light was used, which created a bright white background for much of the over-long intro, which made it hard to distinguish our characters properly. Although this improved as the picture progressed, it still remained an issue, particularly as the set was bland and unengaging. White walls, cheap plastic tables and chairs that looked as if they'd been bought second- or third-hand and the only point of slight interest was a lonely, dirty chalkboard glanced at a couple of time in the background. The sound quality wasn't any better, all dialogue was tinny and distant, as they had blatantly cheap microphones. The dialogue itself was lazy and I was bored in seconds. It was slow, poorly written and just plain stupid in places. The delivery was unconvincing and the characters felt as bland as cardboard. However, some of the more physical aspects of the film were well-executed. Shots were clear on the action taking place, and despite some shaking, it was stable enough to not be too off-putting. This was only slightly ruined by the lead male, who, as I proclaimed earlier, had too much dialogue of too little quality. This film is a prime example of why less is more in an art form such as this. Nonetheless, the physical theatrics were suitable and reasonably well-delivered. A nice enough movie for basic stimulation, though I would say that you should browse some other titles before heading for this one, as you're likely to find something more fulfilling. And that concludes my foray into Cytherea. It must be noted, this is only a glimpse of a tiny section of the plethora of titles she has starred in, so it is by no means definitive. It might well be that our dear lncog may well find other opinions, should he decide to take on Debbie's request also. Nonetheless, I hope it has provided some interest and satisfied your boyfriend - though I suspect you're better at that than I Debbie. JoelCarli Wrote:Well curiosity killed the Maps.
03-02-2014, 09:16 PM
heroin =/= heroine
03-02-2014, 09:58 PM
Ah yes, quite. That is rather foolish of me, to use such an erroneous word. An error reminiscent of a boy of school-age. For my own shame.
JoelCarli Wrote:Well curiosity killed the Maps.
03-03-2014, 09:36 PM
:golfclap:
Well done! That was thoroughly enjoyable, thank you for accepting my request. I might someday ask you to review a very specific art film for me, one that many has mistaken me for. It was so popular that they made an entire series out of it.
03-04-2014, 02:29 AM
I fucking love you Maps
03-04-2014, 07:57 AM
I am now stimulated.
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