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So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - Danjo - 03-21-2013

I should have known it would happen when I started the day listening to 70's porn music.

Some friends had me over to their apartment for cake for my birthday. Somehow my room mate and I decided to show them the think Grungie pm'd us. MTB wouldn't log me in on that computer, so someone started searching for it, and I decided to go back to my room (their apartment building is right next to my dorm). I come back, and they've got what looks like a fairly odd parents/foster's home for imaginary friends type cartoon on. Up in the corner it says TVY7, which is appropriate. Then part way through one of the characters slaps the rating and it changes to TVXXX. Weird tentacle rape porn ensues, but the animation actually stays the same. We're all just laughing at how ridiculous this is (especially me, because I didn't know they had been searching for cartoon tentacle porn). Part way through the chick decides she enjoys it, and then it goes into a montage with happy life-improving-montage music in the background, which is in a ridiculous contrast to the porn thats still occuring. We're all laughing out asses off (I should mention, our group included two girls, this wasn't a sausage fest) at how ridiculous it is, and just wondering wtf is going on. At the end some random things happen which seem to very strongly suggest that this is not a random video but part of a series.

Upon further research we discovered that it was actually an adult parody of the Modifyers, a failed pitch for a tv series, explaining the story. Afterward we watched Grungie's random thing. After two crazy random videos of cartoon porn, we sort of decided, why the hell not, lets see what other parodies are out there.

Most of the others were really badly animated, so I have to give props to the first guy, he actually did a really good job. In fact we all agreed his animation was better than the original pilot video. We watched another by the same guy, this one a parody of My Life as A Teenage Robot. We then spent about an hour watching bits and pieces of random videos, one of which was a 70's style cartoon about an Arab guy, but all the dialogue was in German. The video was like half an hour long, but I think there were several different shorts included. We skipped around quite a bit.

After a while, we somehow ended up going for REAL ridiculous porn. One of the girls knew a website where she and a gay foreign exchange student from Norway had watched a bunch of crazy videos. Some of them were pretty funny, and as expected, some of them were really gross. One of the things we commented on in the very first animated video was that things going inside her were causing her stomach to bulge out, and we though that was a ridiculous exaggeration. I now know that it is indeed possible for that to happen, and I can never un-know that fact. (Not with a male member, but more 'handy' things. I shan't go into detail.)

Suffice it to say that I never expected the night to go in that direction, and I don't think anyone else did either. This reminds me of that thread from UG, which I'm sure you are all also reminded of, but I promise none of us jerked it. It was more about laughing. Still weird as fuck. Also funny that we watched porn for my 19th birthday instead of my 18th.


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - Danjo - 03-21-2013

There is not a thread for crazy porn adventures in groups that happen on my birthday. There are like 3 different threads that it would have to be split into. And I figured it was a good enough story to warrant its own.

You can search it up yourself, thats how we found it in the first place.


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - Adam - 03-21-2013

That. sounds. amazing.

and i've already seen the one for My Life as A Teenage Robot :o

(i miss UG's o face ;_; )


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - Adam - 03-21-2013

I support Danjo and his right to make a thread to tell us about how he watched tentacle porn.


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - Adam - 03-21-2013

But the Adult Stimulation Thread is for classy stuff, tentacle porn is asian, that can't be classy

;_;


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - Mr Maps - 03-21-2013

I saw the Spongebob adult parody once. It wasn't particularly good.

And yes, this should go in the Adult Stimulation thread, but no matter. Maybe I'll bump it later, so we can keep it alive.


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - wwf - 03-21-2013

(03-21-2013, 10:29 AM)Adam Wrote: But the Adult Stimulation Thread is for classy stuff, tentacle porn is asian, that can't be classy

;_;

....Adam's right, people. We can't have any of dem tentacle beings a'rapin our asian w'men


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - WCPhils - 03-21-2013

(03-21-2013, 08:42 AM)Danjo Wrote: I should have known it would happen when I started the day listening to 70's porn music.

Best. Opening. Line. EVER!


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - Adam - 03-21-2013

(03-21-2013, 12:57 PM)WCPhils Wrote:
(03-21-2013, 08:42 AM)Danjo Wrote: I should have known it would happen when I started the day listening to 70's porn music.

Best. Opening. Line. EVER!

your av worked so well with that post


RE: So I had an interesting end to my birthday... - WCPhils - 03-21-2013

:lol: