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Cracked?

idk

So yeah, I like fit chicks. I just need to go to the gym for a couple more years before I can deserve one.

I usually don't like really muscular girls I see around. Some pull it off though

Alex Morgan is pretty awesome







Is this doesn't get mosca back I don't know what will

Theres definitely a point where its just too much, but that exists for guys too. At some point muscular and attractive turns into big fat gorilla man. I really hope I don't turn out to be one of those people. Though I have a long time to go before I would be anywhere close anyway.

Once you get buffed, remember to get some tats as well so that you can hang with the rest of your mexi-bros.

Instead of tats can I just get someone to sharpie all over me everyday so it looks like I have tattoos and they're always changing? Actually that would probably give me a skin condition or something...

If you were Asian you could join the Yakuza.

No way dude, Aisian gangsters are some scary shit. I'd rather be dead in Mexico than dead in Japan, because at least I know the Mexicans will be straight forward when they kill me.