Once upon a time, there was an angsty gerbil named Donald.
Donald's dream was to be a duck, but he was not a strong enough wizard.
So he applied the phlebotonium to acquire infinte power.
but it gave him a broken penis
It was a grand penis, the length and girth of it reminded him of the giant California redwoods from his childhood.
Donald's penis was so grandiose that all the angsty woodland creatures admired it with admiration.
The woodland creatures admired it so much, that they decided to build a giant shrine dedicated to it.
'Twas a marvelous shrine with golden ornaments.
All the woodland critters showed up, the squirrels, the bears, and even the friendly woodland sky whale made an appearance.
But one day a colony of malicious moles with malicious intents decided to burrow under and steal the shrine.