I guess her dog being around made you paws. Probably made the sex a little ruff. Should've switched to doggy style, that would have made your ex howl. Man, all these puns are driving me barking mad.
Okay, just for you.
Soooo, anyone want to take bets on me and Joel? I'll give you the odds:
Me to win: 2:1
Joel to win: 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000​:1
I put my bets on Sam, cuz he be crazy
Also, i'm not sure whether to make a thread on UG about pets and sex, it can turn out awesome and funny, or it could just turn out as a discussion about bronies and furries.
Since I'm a sucker for white knights I'm backing the CEO of White Knight Industry. Sorry Maps, I still love you and all that jazz, but I'm gonna go with Joel.
(04-26-2013, 04:46 PM)debbie Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a sucker for white knights
I read that so wrong it's not even funny.
(04-26-2013, 12:27 PM)Adam Wrote: [ -> ]D'aww :hart:
But you know what else makes it hard to perform?
-Her mom knocking on the door every five minutes telling her to do something she promised she'll do
-Her cat just casually coming over and starting to rub against my bare ass
-Same as the above only instead of rubbing, stabbing my ass with his fucking nails
-Her annoying friend constantly calling her to ask how it's 'going'
yeah, i wasn't kidding when i said tiring week...
Glad you're back Adam, but with all due respect, I don't wanna hear about your sexcapades. It's creeping me out a little. Maybe it's just me...
Besides that, welcome back! We missed you.
(04-26-2013, 04:52 PM)Adam Wrote: [ -> ] (04-26-2013, 04:46 PM)debbie Wrote: [ -> ]I'm a sucker for white knights
I read that so wrong it's not even funny.
LOL, how did you read it?
I am a man and when i have sex i will say it. So deal with it.
(lol sorry)
And you can use your imagination to figure it out i'm sure, and remember i have slight dyslexia when it comes to reading
Really, so many of your posts i accidentally read wrong in a very sexual way, i have to read everything you post twice, idk what's going on anymore.