Fun useless fact of the day!

sounds like he needs a dick

Don't be insensitive. He has ebola.

Your attitude has ebola.

sounds like he needs a dick

You would do OH BUUUURRRRRRRN

Don't be insensitive. He has ebola.

Yeah. You have no idea of my capabilities.

How little do you wipe your ass for that to be of any concern?

I'm actually the most paranoid/thorough wiper there is. As far as I know.

I'm very thorough as well. I often add water to the paper before wiping to thoroughly cleanse.

I have never tried that.

I feel like wet toilet paper would just fall apart, if thats what you meant.

The really poor quality stuff does fall apart, but the thicker stuff doesn't. You also don't need to use nearly as much with the thicker stuff.

Don't be insensitive. He has ebola.

Your attitude has ebola.

At least my attitude doesn't have Ebola.


What a difference a capital letter makes.

Woohoo volcanoes. The only thing on the planet that beats humans in our ability to leak harmful gases into the atmosphere.