LOL! You guys... You make me lol everyday just before I go to work.
I thank thee, fine gentlemen.
I thank thee, fine gentlemen.
The Mature Visual Stimulation Thread
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LOL! You guys... You make me lol everyday just before I go to work.
I thank thee, fine gentlemen.
02-26-2013, 04:53 PM
This thread has been an amazing read. 10/10
Obscene Wrote:babe why is there an israeli sleeping under the bed? Grungie Wrote:Great, more brown people Apparently i like platypuses.
nigga you be trippin' you like platypussy
03-02-2013, 10:12 PM
I say, our discussion in which we shared most humorous observations about the scenes of mature videos was most enjoyable. Although I found your comments on my disposition towards perversion quite inaccurate and rather offensive at times.
JoelCarli Wrote:Well curiosity killed the Maps.
03-03-2013, 10:23 AM
Ah, yes, it is time to report our findings of yesterdays exploration. Billius Baileus, myself and Adam congregated through the wonders of electronic telecommunication in order to explore how this risquàgenre of motion-pictures are affected by attempts at a structured narrative - often to humorous results. Much amusement was induced when one of my companions presented a certain video, titled "A Doctor's Duty" I seem to recall. Therein, we become introduced to a nurse pushing a far maiden on a stretcher through barren corridors of hospital - somewhat shabby and gloomy in appearance, and probably not hygienic to the satisfaction of gentlefolk. The maiden is possessed with a wild fever, along with the inclinations to wild spasms that often follows.
The nurse finish their journey at the office of a doctor, after which she departure and leaves the doctor with the privacy to practise his doctoral duties. She never returns within the timespan of the recording, which I found to be a rather interesting play with the general expectations of the genre. Now the doctor is free to practice his healing powers. Although my recollection is not perfect, I do believe he started by exercising some medical tools capable of endogenous motion - of which I'm entirely unfamiliar, and do not believe to be in the general possessions of physicians. It should be noted that at this point the as of yet unspoiled maiden is still bound to her stretcher to prevent any bodily harm and is still border-lining on decently clothed. Some dialogue is spoken; apparently this disease has become rather common of late - yet still shrouded in mystery - but this girl is especially affected. These matters seem to induce an excessively dramatic language upon both of them, indeed, their language is most virtuous if not perchance brilliant. The doctor concludes that more extreme measures most be taken than the ones previously used, and he takes matters into his own hands, so to speak. Apparently the proper treatment for such hysteria is inducing internal kinetic energy within the afflicted's flower, something the doctor vigorously dedicates himself to - sacrificing his own digits to the task. At this point the female's labia majora is exposed, and some time goes by while the doctor practice his trade - much to the oral, if not verbal, excitement of the lady. In the end, she is apparently cured of all affliction, and is due-fully grateful. Some more dialogue expands upon this, before they start giving way to each other, and most of the film is just a continuation of this until it ends with his climax in a rather anticlimactic manner. The consensus of our evaluation was that this movie not worthy of much acclaim. The only parts worthy of interest were the intro which I have given a detailed account of - and this interest was mostly of a comical nature. Any erotic nature of this motion picture was entirely spoiled by the lead (and only) male. The stylisation of his was entirely unsatisfactory, and most of commentary on the film was related to our disgusted fascination with his disastrous side-burns. Not even the attractiveness of the female could redeem if of anything but the comedic value.
03-03-2013, 01:58 PM
It sounds horrible. I'm looking forward to your next review, maybe next time it's something worthy that would tickle my fancy.
03-03-2013, 02:06 PM
If thou hast any preferences, my fine lady, you have but to speak them out loud, and I'll have Adam and Nile (sp?) scourge the internet for whatever might meet thy fancy.
Unless it's hentai. Or includes juvenile lads and lasses.
03-03-2013, 05:20 PM
03-04-2013, 10:21 AM
(03-03-2013, 02:06 PM)ln cognition Wrote: If thou hast any preferences, my fine lady, you have but to speak them out loud, and I'll have Adam and Nile (sp?) scourge the internet for whatever might meet thy fancy. Niall, old dog, it's Niall. Irish in origin. And yes Debbie, you are welcome to suggest viewing material, which we will gratefully and bombastically precede to watch. JoelCarli Wrote:Well curiosity killed the Maps.
03-04-2013, 02:05 PM
I will let you know if something crosses my mind.
03-09-2013, 09:34 PM
I saw this delightful piece over at our dear abode Ultimate Guitar, within the weaves of the YLYL thread:
I thought it fitted our theme somewhat. It's a crime that the piece was marked poorly. A result of gross misunderstanding, both of the genre and the writer's passion for it. His writing is rather thoughtful and expressive, and certainly raises some relevant ideas, albeit ones that I'm sure we've all heard before. I am also of the thought that his film of choice is somewhat unoriginal, but nonetheless the prose speaks for itself. JoelCarli Wrote:Well curiosity killed the Maps. |
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