06-01-2013, 10:17 AM
(06-01-2013, 05:09 AM)WCPhils Wrote: Just thought you all should know that.
Ok.
Are you jelly you didn't get to make it?
Not really.
Are you surprised we have 200 threads?
I'm surprised we don't rule the world yet.
Do you like cookies?
Of course, what kind of twisted fuck doesn't like cookies?
If so, what kind?
So many, especialy brownies.
If you don't like cookies, what happened during your childhood?
But i like cookies, didn't you just hear what i said?
Did Cookie Monster molest you?
I wish, that handsome devil is orgasmic
If you had to be assaulted by a muppet which one would you choose?
Big Bird, probly.
Why would you choose Big Bird you sicko!?!
I always fantasized of being fucked by Big Bird with a pogo stick.
Well that makes sense but how was the pogo stick related at all?
Have you ever seen Big Bird's cock? Without the pogo stick it wouldn't be so fun.
AND a hula hoop?
Hmm, good idea
Damn, how'd you get so kinky?
you'd like to know wouldn't you >_>
Wait, i don't wanna know. But what I do wanna know is why you shot that man in Reno just to watch him die?
Are you high, Phils?
How did you get away with it?
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
Did you flee the country?
Sure...?
Which country?
you don't even know where i live?
How's it going there?
Is aight, kinda shitty.
Do you have any pets?
yep.
It's an owl right?
Actually it's a camel and 2 cats
Do you think an owl would make a great president?
It'd be better than Bush, i can tell you that.
I mean people could walk into the Oval Office and he would just turn his head around. Shit would be awesome right?
Hell yeah
But do you think he got there on his own accord?
He probly had to give a few bjs to his way over to the top
Like if an owl was smart enough to be president he would probably have a lot of people helping him get to that point don't you think?
Like i said, bjs.
Shouldn't we impeach him if he doesn't deserve to be there?
Stop being such a fag, owls are awesome
But if he's not the only smart owl would that start an owl vs human war?
No, humans and owls will begin to fuck, creating a new master race that'd kill us all eventually.
We would lose wouldn't we?
yep.
I mean, they can fly and have control of our military?
yep.
So once the owls take control what are you going to do with your life?
Suck owl cock and make it to the top 8)
Would you be part of the resistance or would you be a servant?
I'd be down with it, the bjs, that is.
I would be a servant so I could be all "How's your day going your royal owlyness?" He would like that wouldn't he?
That'd be sweet, who wouldn't want that?
Well then what should I call him?
Royal owlyness is pretty good.
Wow, that's a pretty good name. Are you sure your not on the owls side?
...Stop doing drugs man, you're not making any sense
Why the fuck did you turn on us?
He's getting paranoid! Everyone grab Phils before he does something stupid!
I thought we were never about the money? I thou.... wait, seriously?
We'll save you Phils, you'll be aight i swear ;__;
That much?
Oh god i can't look at him anymore, it's so sad ;____;
Damn, I might reconsider my position. Any more traitor positions available?
So you're doing better i see?
Ewww, I'm not doing that. Since when is bestiality legal?
you hear what you wanna hear don't ya?
Well when did Sir Owlness pass that shit?
He wants to tap some human ass obviously, what's wrong with that?
So like you could shag an owl if you wanted?
Of course, i'm sexy enough to shag owls 8)
You are?
8)
Are you going steady?
Umm...
Is that more creepy?
yeah a bit
Am I owlophobic for thinking that?
you're a horrible person ;_;
Like how do you even do that?
Do what?
Seriously?
What?
Wow, like wow! That's some fucked up shit right there? You know that right?
Poor Phils, he's loosing it ;_;
If you could now turn yourself into an owl would you?
Idk lol
Are we ready to take part in this ethical conundrum?
Apparently not lol
Did you also notice how we completely disregarded how the owls got so smart?
Of course, that's how all the major movies do it.
So it started at Taco Bell?
Idk, maybe.
How?
Cuz radioactiveness and stuff, science bitch!
wow, that's some weird shit. So how did you like the new Dorito tacos?
Idk, we don't have Taco Bell over here.
Done! 8)
Well those were 15 minutes well spent lol
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Apparently i like platypuses.
nigga you be trippin'
you like platypussy
nigga you be trippin'
you like platypussy