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Just thought you all should know that.

Are you jelly you didn't get to make it?

Are you surprised we have 200 threads?


Do you like cookies?

If so, what kind?

If you don't like cookies, what happened during your childhood?

Did Cookie Monster molest you?

If you had to be assaulted by a muppet which one would you choose?

Why would you choose Big Bird you sicko!?!

Well that makes sense but how was the pogo stick related at all?

AND a hula hoop?

Damn, how'd you get so kinky?

Wait, i don't wanna know. But what I do wanna know is why you shot that man in Reno just to watch him die?

How did you get away with it?

Did you flee the country?

Which country?

How's it going there?

Do you have any pets?

It's an owl right?

Do you think an owl would make a great president?

I mean people could walk into the Oval Office and he would just turn his head around. Shit would be awesome right?

But do you think he got there on his own accord?

Like if an owl was smart enough to be president he would probably have a lot of people helping him get to that point don't you think?

Shouldn't we impeach him if he doesn't deserve to be there?

But if he's not the only smart owl would that start an owl vs human war?

We would lose wouldn't we?

I mean, they can fly and have control of our military?

So once the owls take control what are you going to do with your life?

Would you be part of the resistance or would you be a servant?

I would be a servant so I could be all "How's your day going your royal owlyness?" He would like that wouldn't he?

Well then what should I call him?

Wow, that's a pretty good name. Are you sure your not on the owls side?

Why the fuck did you turn on us?

I thought we were never about the money? I thou.... wait, seriously?

That much?

Damn, I might reconsider my position. Any more traitor positions available?

Ewww, I'm not doing that. Since when is bestiality legal?

Well when did Sir Owlness pass that shit?

So like you could shag an owl if you wanted?

You are?

Are you going steady?

Is that more creepy?

Am I owlophobic for thinking that?

Like how do you even do that?

Seriously?

Wow, like wow! That's some fucked up shit right there? You know that right?

If you could now turn yourself into an owl would you?

Are we ready to take part in this ethical conundrum?

Did you also notice how we completely disregarded how the owls got so smart?

So it started at Taco Bell?

How?

wow, that's some weird shit. So how did you like the new Dorito tacos?
Chocolate chip cookies. Mmmmmm!
interesting

Oh yea, I was gonna do 200 questions but got bored
How did you even have the patience to do the questions you did?...lel
(06-01-2013, 05:09 AM)WCPhils Wrote: [ -> ]Just thought you all should know that.
Ok.

Are you jelly you didn't get to make it?
Not really.

Are you surprised we have 200 threads?
I'm surprised we don't rule the world yet.

Do you like cookies?
Of course, what kind of twisted fuck doesn't like cookies?

If so, what kind?
So many, especialy brownies.

If you don't like cookies, what happened during your childhood?
But i like cookies, didn't you just hear what i said?

Did Cookie Monster molest you?
I wish, that handsome devil is orgasmic

If you had to be assaulted by a muppet which one would you choose?
Big Bird, probly.

Why would you choose Big Bird you sicko!?!
I always fantasized of being fucked by Big Bird with a pogo stick.

Well that makes sense but how was the pogo stick related at all?
Have you ever seen Big Bird's cock? Without the pogo stick it wouldn't be so fun.

AND a hula hoop?
Hmm, good idea Wink

Damn, how'd you get so kinky?
you'd like to know wouldn't you >_>

Wait, i don't wanna know. But what I do wanna know is why you shot that man in Reno just to watch him die?
Are you high, Phils?

How did you get away with it?
Drugs are bad, m'kay?

Did you flee the country?
Sure...?

Which country?
you don't even know where i live? Sad

How's it going there?
Is aight, kinda shitty.

Do you have any pets?
yep.

It's an owl right?
Actually it's a camel and 2 cats

Do you think an owl would make a great president?
It'd be better than Bush, i can tell you that.

I mean people could walk into the Oval Office and he would just turn his head around. Shit would be awesome right?
Hell yeah

But do you think he got there on his own accord?
He probly had to give a few bjs to his way over to the top

Like if an owl was smart enough to be president he would probably have a lot of people helping him get to that point don't you think?
Like i said, bjs.

Shouldn't we impeach him if he doesn't deserve to be there?
Stop being such a fag, owls are awesome

But if he's not the only smart owl would that start an owl vs human war?
No, humans and owls will begin to fuck, creating a new master race that'd kill us all eventually.

We would lose wouldn't we?
yep.

I mean, they can fly and have control of our military?
yep.

So once the owls take control what are you going to do with your life?
Suck owl cock and make it to the top 8)

Would you be part of the resistance or would you be a servant?
I'd be down with it, the bjs, that is.

I would be a servant so I could be all "How's your day going your royal owlyness?" He would like that wouldn't he?
That'd be sweet, who wouldn't want that?

Well then what should I call him?
Royal owlyness is pretty good.

Wow, that's a pretty good name. Are you sure your not on the owls side?
...Stop doing drugs man, you're not making any sense

Why the fuck did you turn on us?
He's getting paranoid! Everyone grab Phils before he does something stupid!

I thought we were never about the money? I thou.... wait, seriously?
We'll save you Phils, you'll be aight i swear ;__;

That much?
Oh god i can't look at him anymore, it's so sad ;____;

Damn, I might reconsider my position. Any more traitor positions available?
So you're doing better i see?

Ewww, I'm not doing that. Since when is bestiality legal?
you hear what you wanna hear don't ya?

Well when did Sir Owlness pass that shit?
He wants to tap some human ass obviously, what's wrong with that?

So like you could shag an owl if you wanted?
Of course, i'm sexy enough to shag owls 8)

You are?
8)

Are you going steady?
Umm...

Is that more creepy?
yeah a bit

Am I owlophobic for thinking that?
you're a horrible person ;_;

Like how do you even do that?
Do what?

Seriously?
What?

Wow, like wow! That's some fucked up shit right there? You know that right?
Poor Phils, he's loosing it ;_;

If you could now turn yourself into an owl would you?
Idk lol

Are we ready to take part in this ethical conundrum?
Apparently not lol

Did you also notice how we completely disregarded how the owls got so smart?
Of course, that's how all the major movies do it.

So it started at Taco Bell?
Idk, maybe.

How?
Cuz radioactiveness and stuff, science bitch!

wow, that's some weird shit. So how did you like the new Dorito tacos?
Idk, we don't have Taco Bell over here.

Done! 8)

Well those were 15 minutes well spent lol
Idk about you guys, but i'm quite happy.
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(06-01-2013, 05:09 AM)WCPhils Wrote: [ -> ]Just thought you all should know that.
Alright Prof. Quirrel, calm down.

Are you jelly you didn't get to make it?
As jelly as American jam.

Are you surprised we have 200 threads?
Not really. It's not that many in the grand scheme of things, and we do have Vanywan.

Do you like cookies?
Some, yeah.

If so, what kind?
Nice ones. Duh.

If you don't like cookies, what happened during your childhood?
I was raped by an octopus while swimming the ocean.

Did Cookie Monster molest you?
No, I just told you why. :roll:

If you had to be assaulted by a muppet which one would you choose?
The Swedish chef guy.

Why would you choose Big Bird you sicko!?!
I didn't. :roll:

Well that makes sense but how was the pogo stick related at all?
Yes.

AND a hula hoop?
No. Don't be stupid.

Damn, how'd you get so kinky?
Please refer to question 6.

Wait, i don't wanna know. But what I do wanna know is why you shot that man in Reno just to watch him die?
He was a sheriff. I didn't shoot the deputy though.

How did you get away with it?
Plenty of blowjobs.

Did you flee the country?
I returned to my home country, if that's what you mean. Y'know, the one that's better than yours in every way.

Which country?
I told you. The one that's better than yours in every way. Which narrows it down to any country that isn't yours, now that I think about it.

How's it going there?
Spiffing.

Do you have any pets?
Yes. No, you may not participate in intercourse with it

It's an owl right?
I wish.

Do you think an owl would make a great president?
Sure, why not.

I mean people could walk into the Oval Office and he would just turn his head around. Shit would be awesome right?
I think you're missing the main point as to why it'd be awesome, but whatevs.

But do you think he got there on his own accord?
Duh. He's a strong independent owl that don't need no puny human.

Like if an owl was smart enough to be president he would probably have a lot of people helping him get to that point don't you think?
No. Refer to my previous answer. :roll:

Shouldn't we impeach him if he doesn't deserve to be there?
Mmmm.... peaches. I'm sorry, where were we?

But if he's not the only smart owl would that start an owl vs human war?
No, because humans would be enslaved before that could happen. Duh. :roll:

We would lose wouldn't we?
Refer to me previous answer. :roll:

I mean, they can fly and have control of our military?
War wouldn't happen. I have explained this to you, you cretinous mongoloid.

So once the owls take control what are you going to do with your life?
I dunno, suck owl dick?

Would you be part of the resistance or would you be a servant?
Neither. Neutral evil FTW.

I would be a servant so I could be all "How's your day going your royal owlyness?" He would like that wouldn't he?
No. That's patronising. You'd be killed for your rudeness.

Well then what should I call him?
By his name. Duh. :roll:

Wow, that's a pretty good name. Are you sure your not on the owls side?
Yes

Why the fuck did you turn on us?
I didn't. Stop getting all accusational, Mr. Touchy-Pants

I thought we were never about the money? I thou.... wait, seriously?
Money? Owlian society doesn't use money. Duh. :roll:

That much?
This guy. Like trying to reason with a brick wall...

Damn, I might reconsider my position. Any more traitor positions available?
Probably. Something to do with sucking dicks, I suspect.


Ewww, I'm not doing that. Since when is bestiality legal?
Since the human race was enslaved by fucking owls. Seriously, are you mentally retarded?

Well when did Sir Owlness pass that shit?
When he defecated. Get it?

So like you could shag an owl if you wanted?
I could. But I won't.

You are?
A sailor

Are you going steady?
Nah, the shit's stormy and junk.

Is that more creepy?
Nah, just... jolting.

Am I owlophobic for thinking that?
Probably. You're so gonna get executed.

Like how do you even do that?
Complex equations and blowjobs.

Seriously?
I never joke. Apart from that. That was a joke. Or was it? I wasn't joking then. But I totally was. But not really, I never joke.

Wow, like wow! That's some fucked up shit right there? You know that right?
Alright, calm down. You are REALLY touchy.

If you could now turn yourself into an owl would you?
Sure. owls r sik m8

Are we ready to take part in this ethical conundrum?
efics r wel g@y m8

Did you also notice how we completely disregarded how the owls got so smart?
Yes. I also noticed how we disregarded how you came to be the complete opposite.

So it started at Taco Bell?
I doubt it.

How?
Blowjobs.

wow, that's some weird shit. So how did you like the new Dorito tacos?
Never been to Taco Bell. There's only two in this country. Y'know, the one that's better than yours in every way.
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