06-01-2013, 05:09 AM
Just thought you all should know that.
Are you jelly you didn't get to make it?
Are you surprised we have 200 threads?
Do you like cookies?
If so, what kind?
If you don't like cookies, what happened during your childhood?
Did Cookie Monster molest you?
If you had to be assaulted by a muppet which one would you choose?
Why would you choose Big Bird you sicko!?!
Well that makes sense but how was the pogo stick related at all?
AND a hula hoop?
Damn, how'd you get so kinky?
Wait, i don't wanna know. But what I do wanna know is why you shot that man in Reno just to watch him die?
How did you get away with it?
Did you flee the country?
Which country?
How's it going there?
Do you have any pets?
It's an owl right?
Do you think an owl would make a great president?
I mean people could walk into the Oval Office and he would just turn his head around. Shit would be awesome right?
But do you think he got there on his own accord?
Like if an owl was smart enough to be president he would probably have a lot of people helping him get to that point don't you think?
Shouldn't we impeach him if he doesn't deserve to be there?
But if he's not the only smart owl would that start an owl vs human war?
We would lose wouldn't we?
I mean, they can fly and have control of our military?
So once the owls take control what are you going to do with your life?
Would you be part of the resistance or would you be a servant?
I would be a servant so I could be all "How's your day going your royal owlyness?" He would like that wouldn't he?
Well then what should I call him?
Wow, that's a pretty good name. Are you sure your not on the owls side?
Why the fuck did you turn on us?
I thought we were never about the money? I thou.... wait, seriously?
That much?
Damn, I might reconsider my position. Any more traitor positions available?
Ewww, I'm not doing that. Since when is bestiality legal?
Well when did Sir Owlness pass that shit?
So like you could shag an owl if you wanted?
You are?
Are you going steady?
Is that more creepy?
Am I owlophobic for thinking that?
Like how do you even do that?
Seriously?
Wow, like wow! That's some fucked up shit right there? You know that right?
If you could now turn yourself into an owl would you?
Are we ready to take part in this ethical conundrum?
Did you also notice how we completely disregarded how the owls got so smart?
So it started at Taco Bell?
How?
wow, that's some weird shit. So how did you like the new Dorito tacos?
Are you jelly you didn't get to make it?
Are you surprised we have 200 threads?
Do you like cookies?
If so, what kind?
If you don't like cookies, what happened during your childhood?
Did Cookie Monster molest you?
If you had to be assaulted by a muppet which one would you choose?
Why would you choose Big Bird you sicko!?!
Well that makes sense but how was the pogo stick related at all?
AND a hula hoop?
Damn, how'd you get so kinky?
Wait, i don't wanna know. But what I do wanna know is why you shot that man in Reno just to watch him die?
How did you get away with it?
Did you flee the country?
Which country?
How's it going there?
Do you have any pets?
It's an owl right?
Do you think an owl would make a great president?
I mean people could walk into the Oval Office and he would just turn his head around. Shit would be awesome right?
But do you think he got there on his own accord?
Like if an owl was smart enough to be president he would probably have a lot of people helping him get to that point don't you think?
Shouldn't we impeach him if he doesn't deserve to be there?
But if he's not the only smart owl would that start an owl vs human war?
We would lose wouldn't we?
I mean, they can fly and have control of our military?
So once the owls take control what are you going to do with your life?
Would you be part of the resistance or would you be a servant?
I would be a servant so I could be all "How's your day going your royal owlyness?" He would like that wouldn't he?
Well then what should I call him?
Wow, that's a pretty good name. Are you sure your not on the owls side?
Why the fuck did you turn on us?
I thought we were never about the money? I thou.... wait, seriously?
That much?
Damn, I might reconsider my position. Any more traitor positions available?
Ewww, I'm not doing that. Since when is bestiality legal?
Well when did Sir Owlness pass that shit?
So like you could shag an owl if you wanted?
You are?
Are you going steady?
Is that more creepy?
Am I owlophobic for thinking that?
Like how do you even do that?
Seriously?
Wow, like wow! That's some fucked up shit right there? You know that right?
If you could now turn yourself into an owl would you?
Are we ready to take part in this ethical conundrum?
Did you also notice how we completely disregarded how the owls got so smart?
So it started at Taco Bell?
How?
wow, that's some weird shit. So how did you like the new Dorito tacos?